I think my parents must be nuts
Because they left me in the grass
I now have ants in my diaper
From sitting on my ass
The doggie came over and licked me
There are birds flying high overhead
The cat has brought me a present
It’s a mouse…but I think it’s dead
The sprinkler system, well it just started
And I am getting soaking wet
The diaper rash will surely start now
On this…I am willing to bet
You wouldn’t think that my life
Could be such a grueling mess
I am just a little bitty tyke
With big problems…more or less
This is how my day is going
I am really worried about my fate
Then all of a sudden it hits me
Damn…I could have had a V8!
Scott David Booker 